Last week, as President Obama got off Marine One (the president's helicopter) in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies "These aren't pigs ... these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says, "Excellent trade, sir."