After numerous rounds of “We don’t know if Osama is still alive”, Osama himself decided to send Nancy Pelosi a letter in his own handwriting to let her know he was still in the game.
Pelosi opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of coded message:
Speaker Pelosi was baffled, so she e-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Marine Corps Intelligence for help. Almost immediately the Marines cabled back with this reply: “Tell Pelosi she’s holding the message upside down.”