Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Minnesota pumps up the illegals

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, er, get free, American taxpayer-provided penis pumps. From Fox News Radio:
A Minnesota town is outraged over reports that an illegal immigrant was implanted with a penis pump – paid for by taxpayers.

Shakopee Police Chief Jeff Tate said the expense to taxpayers was more than $50,000.

“It’s shocking,” he told FOX News Radio. “It’s certainly disturbing as well. You know it’s not going to set well with the public at large.”

Scott County Attorney Pat Ciliberto wants to know how an illegal immigrant was able to obtain tens of thousands of dollars in medical assistance.

“There’s no logical argument for why that should have been approved,” Ciliberto told the Shakopee News. “I don’t know how many illegal aliens are getting emergency medical assistance for such a procedure.”

Ciliberto told county commissioners the cost of taking care of illegal immigrants in their community is skyrocketing.

“It should be obvious when Scott County goes from seven bookings in 2006 to 90 bookings in 2009 – that Arizona’s problem is Minnesota’s problem, too,” he told the newspaper. ...
Fifty grand for a penis pump, paid for by the American taxpayer. Your money is apparently now literally hard at work. In some illegal alien's dick. I suppose it's a fitting metaphor for the screwing we've been getting by the ruling class and their media lapdogs as they push their Marxist agenda.

Perhaps the bleeding heart liberals in Minnesota have been watching too much Austin Powers:

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