A guy walks into a bar and says “What's the best kind of scotch that you've got?”
The bartender says “I have the finest scotch in the world! It’s very expensive, though, and costs about $1,000 dollars a glass, but you have to do some special tasks first to show you're qualified before you are allowed to have a glass of it”.
The guy asks, “What do I have to do?”
The bartender replies, “well, In addition to the $1,000, there is a woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm in her entire life, and there is a Silverback gorilla out back that has a very serious back problem. If you can give the woman an orgasm, and cure the gorilla of its back problem, you can have the scotch.”
The guy says “You’ve got a deal!” And with that, he places 1,000 dollars on the table and triumphantly strides out back. He's out there for almost an hour, and the people in the bar can hear grunting, groaning, and the sounds of the intense physical strain of the man trying to cure the gorilla.
After almost an hour of wrestling with the animal, the man comes back into the bar, his shirt ripped to shreds and covered in bruises.
“All right!!!” he says, “Now, where’s that woman with the back problem?”