Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Obama, Bush, the Old Lady, and the Blonde

Tonight's humor:
President Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and an attractive young blonde girl with large breasts with all sitting together on a train.

The train goes into a dark tunnel. A few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks:
I can’t wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.


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