Saturday, October 8, 2011

A change of fortune

Tonight's restaurant diner video, Table 7 - A couple has an intimate conversation in a restaurant, unaware that their every word is being closely monitored. However, not all is as it seems:

Friday, October 7, 2011

Water balloon fight

Tonight's water balloon fight - 175,141 Water Balloons, 8,957 People, 1 World Record. August 26th, 2011. Johnson Center Field, University of Kentucky:

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Mask

Tonight's optical illusion:

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Inflationary language

Tonight's linguistic inflation video, with Victor Borge:

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Not so safe safe

Tonight's hotel safe video:

Monday, October 3, 2011

All backwards

Tonight's interesting piano playing position:

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Batmanning

Tonight's not-satisfied-with-planking silly craze - batmanning:

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Battle at F-Stop Ridge

Tonight's battle of the photographers video:

Friday, September 30, 2011

Grinding the crack

Tonight's wingsuit video - Jeb Corliss flies down a mountain:

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Cloud in a bottle

Tonight's science experiment:


Wednesday, September 28, 2011

500 people in 100 seconds

Tonight's creative animation, from Israel - 500 people holding more than 1,500 different photos, creating a video animation:

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Grand Canyon sightseeing

Tonight's National Park overflight - Yves "Jetman" Rossy takes a scenic tour of the Grand Canyon:

Monday, September 26, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's Gregorian chant musical interlude - the Schola Hungarica performs the great medieval hymn Dies Irae (the Day of Wrath):

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Unscripted

Tonight's movie montage - 25 unscripted scenes in movies [language warning - NSFW]:

Saturday, September 24, 2011

How to wash a Harley

Tonight's motorcycle cleanliness video:

Friday, September 23, 2011

A century in sports

Tonight's video montage - a century of memorable sports moments:

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Tuna sandwich, anyone?

Tonight's tuna fishing video:

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Before they were famous

Tonight's movie star video - before they were famous:

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Beach blanket bingo, er, magic

Tonight's beach magic trick:



Monday, September 19, 2011

Lightscapes

Tonight's time-lapse video, of Iceland:

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Paragliding

Tonight's paragliding video, road edition:

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Who needs a wheelbarrow ...

... When you can just use your head. Tonight's brick moving video, reportedly taken in Khulna, Bangladesh:

Friday, September 16, 2011

Eddy currents

Tonight's Lenz's law demonstration:

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Air swimmers

Tonight's flying fish video - meet the Air Swimmers:

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Facebook, CIA Superspy network

Tonight's social networking satire, courtesy The Onion:

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Just one small miscalculation, at the very end

Tonight's car jumping fail:

Monday, September 12, 2011

Gulp

Tonight's stop-motion movie - Gulp:








And here's the "making of" video:


Sunday, September 11, 2011

Cephalopod camo

Tonight's camo-in-nature video:

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Little pitcher in the making

Tonight's little pitcher:

Friday, September 9, 2011

Jetting around

Tonight's fast remote-controlled plane - powered by a Jetcat P160 SE, and reportedly clocked at 366 mph:

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Making of a motorbike - the Triumph Rocket III

Tonight's motorcycle construction video - the Triumph Rocket III:



Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Look ma, no net

Tonight's tourist attraction - the Edgewalk around the CN Tower in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, where visitors can now take a walk around the outside or the building on a platform 356 meters (about 1,170 feet) above the ground:

A video from the construction of the walkway:




Steve Murray of Canada's National Post gets a preview of the walkway:

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

World's greatest extra

Tonight's less well known movie and TV extra:



Apparently, his name is Jesse Heiman, from Boston and now living in Los Angeles.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Fun with LEDs

Tonight's use for old hard drives. From the video's description:
This is a hard drive clock I built from a 3.5" hard drive, some tri-color LEDs and a PIC16F252 microcontroller. It works by shining the LEDs underneath a platter with a slot cut into it, and by timing the various colors it can produce an analog clock display as well as other patterns.


Sunday, September 4, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - Celtic Woman performs The Last Rose of Summer at Slane Castle, Ireland:




Saturday, September 3, 2011

Not a Cooking with Paula Deen recipe: When pigs fly pork loaf

Tonight's gastronomic satire of a Paula Deen recipe:



Friday, September 2, 2011

Little sheep dog

Tonight's miniature sheep herder - meet Nancy, a Chihuahua:



Let's hope there aren't any wolves around.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Not exactly parallel

Tonight's parallel parking, sort of:


Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Big assembly line

Tonight's assembly line video - making Boeing 777-200LRs:



Tuesday, August 30, 2011

It's all downhill from here

Tonight's not-your-dad's mountain biking video - from a downhill race in Valparaiso, Chile:

Monday, August 29, 2011

Rube Goldberg takes a picture

Tonight's photo shoot, Rube Goldberg style:


Sunday, August 28, 2011

But what about Global Warming

Tonight's fun with carbon dioxide:

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Just a normal day

Tonight's normal day video:


Friday, August 26, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - brothers Jonny Mizzone, age 8 on banjo, Robbie Mizzone, age 12 on fiddle, and Tommy Mizzone, age 13 on guitar perform Earl Scruggs's Flint Hill Special:

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Chevy Bel Air, meet Chevy Malibu

Tonight's crash test - a 1959 Chevy Bel Air crashes into a 2009 Chevy Malibu:



Note the differences in occupant (driver) protection.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

It's a ceiling fan, sort of

Tonight's home improvement project failure:


Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Speed and accuracy

Tonight's baseball play, analyzed:

Monday, August 22, 2011

Chocolate beer website

Tonight's chocolate beer website - about the creation of the website for Portuguese beer brand Sagres and their new beer - Sagres Preta Chocolate, a chocolate flavored stout beer.



Sunday, August 21, 2011

Now if you could print me up a toolbox, please

Tonight's printing technology - a 3D printer. Methinks Gutenberg would have been impressed:



Saturday, August 20, 2011

Rolling rock

Tonight's game of fetch:

Friday, August 19, 2011

Disco: It might just save a life

Tonight's public service announcement - hands-only CPR, from the American Heart Association, featuring comedian / physician Dr. Ken Jeong:




Behind the scenes video:




Thursday, August 18, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - Hayley Westenra of Celtic Woman sings Scarborough Fair at Slane Castle, Ireland:



Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Beer-tech

Tonight's beer-dispensing technology:

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Planet of the apes

Tonight's guerrilla, er, gorilla marketing campaign, apparently for the Rise of the Planet of the Apes movie:

Monday, August 15, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - Celtic Woman performs Ave Maria:



Sunday, August 14, 2011

Sydney Harbor

Tonight's time-lapse video - the view of Sydney Harbor on New Years Eve 2010:

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Chocolate painting

Tonight's chocolate lover's technology:

Friday, August 12, 2011

A little dusty

Tonight's dust storm video - from Phoenix, AZ, on July 5th, 2011:

The view from the ground - a 6 minute video time lapsed down to 2 minutes:




And an aerial view:

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Pesky birdy

Tonight's fate tempter of a bird:

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Mathieu Bich fools Penn & Teller

Tonight's magic trick:

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Missed it by that much

Tonight's lucky tree rat (aka squirrel). The car is a Lamborghini LP670-4 SV:

Monday, August 8, 2011

Amendment XXVIII - Fixing the Constitution's Fundamental Flaw

The fundamental flaw in our beloved Constitution, it seems to me after much deliberation about our out-of-control federal government, is the lack of an "Or Else" clause for violation of the document's strictures by those in high office, to include all elected officials (in either the Executive or Legislative branches), federal judges, and those bureaucrats in senior positions. What do I mean by an "Or Else" clause? Allow me to explain.

When Congress passes a criminal law, it both defines and describes the proscribed conduct or activity, and sets forth a punishment for violating said proscription. For example, when Congress passes a law making, say, bank robbery a crime, it defines what constitutes bank robbery, and specifies the penalty or punishment for those who commit the crime of bank robbery, say, ten years in prison. The law against bank robbery has an "Or Else" clause; don't commit bank robbery, or else you'll go to prison for ten years (I'm over-simplifying for present purposes, as the sentencing process under federal law is more complex that this). The "Or Else" is what serves as both a deterrent to those thinking about robbing a bank, and as a punishment for those who do.

Unfortunately, our Constitution does not have a meaningful "Or Else" clause for violation of its terms by those who, freely and voluntarily, take a solemn oath to uphold and obey its dictates. In practical terms, the most a wayward, lying, dishonest, scum-sucking (forgive the obvious redundancies) politician has to fear for violating his or her oath of office is failing to get reelected. While impeachment remains a theoretical possibility, in practice the likelihood of a politician getting impeached is probably about the same as getting hit by lightning while having sex with one of his interns. Or telling the truth. Possible, but highly unlikely.

To close this unfortunate "loophole" in our governing document, I propose the following amendment to our Constitution:

*** Start of Amendment Text ***

Amendment XXVIII:

Section 1. Any elected or appointed Congressman (whether Senator or Representative), federal judge, or employee or federal official in the Senior Service of the Federal Government, or the President or Vice-President, who knowingly or intentionally violates the express terms of this Constitution, as amended, shall, upon conviction, and notwithstanding any other provision of this Constitution, be sentenced to death, by a method as determined in Section 6 of this article. The Presidential Pardon Power under Art. II, Section 2 of this Constitution shall not apply to anyone convicted under this Section, and no one convicted under this Section 1 shall be pardoned or have his or her sentence commuted or otherwise reduced from the prescribed penalty of death.

Section 2. Any elected or appointed Congressman (whether Senator or Representative), federal judge, or employee or federal official in the Senior Service of the Federal Government, or the President or Vice-President, who shall recklessly violate the express terms of this Constitution, as amended, shall, upon conviction, and notwithstanding any other provision of this Constitution, be sentenced to a minimum of twenty years hard labor, without possibility of parole. Anyone convicted under this Section shall be forever barred from serving in any capacity, paid or unpaid, elected or unelected, in any branch of the Federal Government.

Section 3. Any elected or appointed Congressman (whether Senator or Representative), federal judge, or employee or federal official in the Senior Service of the Federal Government, or the President or Vice-President, who shall negligently violate the express terms of this Constitution, as amended, shall, upon conviction, and notwithstanding any other provision of this Constitution, be impeached and removed from office, and shall be ineligible to hold elected federal office for a period of twenty years. Such person shall furthermore by forbidden from serving in any paid, unelected capacity in any branch of the Federal Government for a period of twenty years.

Section 4. Indictments under this article shall issue if said indictments are approved by a majority of state legislatures of the several States. Indictments shall be brought within four years of the later of (a) the alleged violative conduct, or (b) the discovery of same. The crime of Negligent Violation of the Constitution defined in Section 3 of this article shall be considered a lesser included offense of the crime of Reckless Violation of the Constitution defined in Section 2 of this article. The crime of Reckless Violation of the Constitution defined in Section 2 of this article shall be considered a lesser included offense of the crime of Knowing or Intentional Violation of the Constitution defined in Section 1 of this article.

Section 5. Trials under this article shall be presided over by the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, unless the person under trial is the Chief Justice, in which case the trial shall be presided over by a person mutually agreeable to, and appointed by, a majority of the several States. The prosecution team shall be appointed by mutual agreement of a majority of the several States. The jury shall be comprised of persons selected by the several States. Each State shall be entitled to select one juror. A number of jurors equal to a majority of the number of States shall constitute a quorum.

Section 6. A vote to convict shall require the consent of three-quarters of the jurors. Upon conviction of any person under Section 1 of this article the jurors shall determine, in their sole discretion, whether the person convicted shall be executed by hanging, beheading, or firing squad. No person or persons, including the presiding judge or the jurors shall have the power to prescribe any lesser penalty that that provided for in the respective Sections 1, 2, or 3 of this article corresponding to the crime for which the accused was convicted.

Section 7. A person convicted under this article shall have a right of appeal directly to the Supreme Court of the United States, which court shall hear such appeal with all due haste. In no event, however, shall any court change, reduce, eliminate or otherwise modify the penalties provided in Sections 1, 2, or 3 of this article for the crimes defined therein, notwithstanding any other provision of this Constitution or judgement of any court to the contrary. No one convicted under this article shall hold or continue in any official office, whether elected or appointed, nor collect any salary or compensation related to such office, during the pendency of his or her appeal.

*** End of Amendment Text ***

I believe such an Amendment will serve as a meaningful deterrent to the FedGov criminal class in Washington, DC. We the People, via our state legislatures, will undoubtedly need to employ the article as soon as it is ratified, in order to demonstrate to them that we mean business -- pour l'encouragement de les autres, as Voltaire might say.

The terms used in Sections 1 through 3 -- intentionally, knowingly, recklessly, negligently -- are terms well known to the criminal law, and thus a whole body of jurisprudence exists in which to interpret these terms in the context of this amendment. And these terms are also well known to Congress, which constantly passes criminal laws that apply to us, the People, and the Executive, which enforces them against us, and the Judiciary, which adjudicates them. So is it not fitting that criminal laws should apply to those who are among the worst offenders and despoilers of human liberty and human dignity? Note that the penalties apply only to those at the top of the FedGov food chain -- the President, Vice-President, senators, representatives, federal judges (including Supreme Court justices), cabinet members and senior bureaucrats such as heads of agencies, etc. -- since these are the ones who generally can cause the greatest evil by their disobedience to the rule of law and the will of the People, as expressed in the Constitution. We should be able to deal with lesser malfeasors using existing laws, once we have brought the greater malfeasors into line and obedience to the Constitution's mandates.

Naturally, the proposed amendment sensibly takes the indictment power away from the FedGov, because they're the ones we're trying to make obey the Constitution, and criminals tend not to self-indict. The amendment places the power to indict in the hands of the People via their state legislatures. Indeed, States may select whatever process they wish to decide on indictments -- some may choose binding state referendums, for example, while other states may choose non-binding referendums or simply allow their legislatures to directly decide. Same with the selection of jurors.

I think I've covered the essential elements of an "Or Else" Amendment, but there may exist other noteworthy considerations. So, what do you think? Read the proposed amendment, mull it over, suggest improvements. Granted, the likelihood of something like this passing in the current CONgress is virtually nil, since criminals rarely vote to punish themselves. But, who knows, at some point, after the country has fallen apart, this might become viable as the country emerges from the ashes (figurative or literal) of the social and economic collapse we face, and We the People seek a more perfect union than currently exists.

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Sunday, August 7, 2011

Neither rain, nor snow, nor ...

... a couple of feet of water are going to stop the bus from its appointed rounds:

Saturday, August 6, 2011

The United Kingdom, Great Britain, and England explained

Tonight's anglophile geography and geo-politics lesson:



By the way, I believe the author missed Trinidad and Tobago as a former colony, and now independent nation of the British Commonwealth.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - some Gregorian chant from the monks at the Cistercian Abbey Stift Heiligenkreuz in the Vienna Woods:

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Coffee, anyone?

Tonight's caffeine info:

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Fish eyes

Tonight's yuppie guppy tech:

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

How's my driving?

Tonight's fast driver - former Formula 1 driver Riccardo Patrese takes his wife around the Jerez racetrack in a Honda Civic Type-R:

Monday, August 1, 2011

How it works, Quartz Watch edition

Tonight's horologic technology explanation:

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Splashed

Tonight's slo-mo paint splash on a model:

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Hard Drive

Tonight's look inside technology explanation - the computer hard drive:

Friday, July 29, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - a video DJ mashup of Nelly's Country Grammer and Lynyrd Skynyrd's Sweet Home Alabama:



Thursday, July 28, 2011

Not so funny car

Tonight's funny car mishap - when your car can go from zero to 200 mph in under 8 seconds, this is probably not what you want to have happen:

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Dancing bikes

Tonight's unusual motorcycle crash, from a race at Magny-Cours:

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

A short history of Che

Today's history lesson:

Monday, July 25, 2011

Why Paddy's not at work

Tonight's Irish sick note:

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Picture not in focus? No worries

Tonight's photo innovation:



Here's a promo video from the company:

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Airbus future 2050

Tonight's aviation future, as envisioned by Airbus:

Friday, July 22, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - Gregorian performs Metallica's Nothing Else Matters:




Thursday, July 21, 2011

Optical illusion

Tonight's optical illusion:

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

It's magic

Tonight's magic trick:

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Tom Hanks, voiceover artist

Tonight's movie star interview - Tom Hanks talks on the Graham Norton Show on doing voiceover work:

Monday, July 18, 2011

Baby for dinner?

Tonight's lioness video, from the Cheyenne Mountain zoo:

Sunday, July 17, 2011

What an astronaut sees

Tonight's earth-from-space video (try watching full screen):

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Greenland weather

Tonight's time-lapse video, from the Greenland Ice Project:

Friday, July 15, 2011

The Domino Effect

Tonight's domino effect:

Thursday, July 14, 2011

The Photoshop effect

Tonight's photo-editing videos:





Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Am I pregnant?

Tonight's blonde commercial:

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

The Facebook society

Tonight's Facebook parody:

Monday, July 11, 2011

Arena makeover

Tonight's time-lapse sports arena makeover - workers change the floor and seating layout of Arco Arena from an ice rink to a basketball court for the Sacramento Kings. Elapsed time 15 hours, compressed to a three and a half minute video:

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Waking up at the dentist

Tonight's general anesthesia recovery video:

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - The Corrs' Dreams:



Friday, July 8, 2011

Self-defense against fruit

Tonight's Monty Python self-defense video:

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Heavy smoker

Tonight's magic trick - Tom Mullica does a card trick, while smoking:

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Dem Phones

Tonight's not-so-vintage song:

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Watch your step

Tonight's street art - an interesting pavement display in Stockholm, Sweden, at Sergels torg, created by Erik Johansson:

Monday, July 4, 2011

Happy Birthday, America

Tonight's Independence Day video - Fireworks display from New York City 2008:

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Am I driving too fast for you?

Tonight's women passengers:

In a Porsche GT3:




Lexus ISF versus BMW M3:

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - Baz Luhrmann's Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen):



Friday, July 1, 2011

The humble light bulb

Tonight's technology explanation - the humble incandescent light bulb: