Tuesday, September 6, 2011

World's greatest extra

Tonight's less well known movie and TV extra:



Apparently, his name is Jesse Heiman, from Boston and now living in Los Angeles.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Fun with LEDs

Tonight's use for old hard drives. From the video's description:
This is a hard drive clock I built from a 3.5" hard drive, some tri-color LEDs and a PIC16F252 microcontroller. It works by shining the LEDs underneath a platter with a slot cut into it, and by timing the various colors it can produce an analog clock display as well as other patterns.


Sunday, September 4, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - Celtic Woman performs The Last Rose of Summer at Slane Castle, Ireland:




Saturday, September 3, 2011

Not a Cooking with Paula Deen recipe: When pigs fly pork loaf

Tonight's gastronomic satire of a Paula Deen recipe:



Friday, September 2, 2011

Little sheep dog

Tonight's miniature sheep herder - meet Nancy, a Chihuahua:



Let's hope there aren't any wolves around.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Not exactly parallel

Tonight's parallel parking, sort of:


Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Big assembly line

Tonight's assembly line video - making Boeing 777-200LRs:



Tuesday, August 30, 2011

It's all downhill from here

Tonight's not-your-dad's mountain biking video - from a downhill race in Valparaiso, Chile:

Monday, August 29, 2011

Rube Goldberg takes a picture

Tonight's photo shoot, Rube Goldberg style:


Sunday, August 28, 2011

But what about Global Warming

Tonight's fun with carbon dioxide:

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Just a normal day

Tonight's normal day video:


Friday, August 26, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - brothers Jonny Mizzone, age 8 on banjo, Robbie Mizzone, age 12 on fiddle, and Tommy Mizzone, age 13 on guitar perform Earl Scruggs's Flint Hill Special:

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Chevy Bel Air, meet Chevy Malibu

Tonight's crash test - a 1959 Chevy Bel Air crashes into a 2009 Chevy Malibu:



Note the differences in occupant (driver) protection.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

It's a ceiling fan, sort of

Tonight's home improvement project failure:


Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Speed and accuracy

Tonight's baseball play, analyzed:

Monday, August 22, 2011

Chocolate beer website

Tonight's chocolate beer website - about the creation of the website for Portuguese beer brand Sagres and their new beer - Sagres Preta Chocolate, a chocolate flavored stout beer.



Sunday, August 21, 2011

Now if you could print me up a toolbox, please

Tonight's printing technology - a 3D printer. Methinks Gutenberg would have been impressed:



Saturday, August 20, 2011

Rolling rock

Tonight's game of fetch:

Friday, August 19, 2011

Disco: It might just save a life

Tonight's public service announcement - hands-only CPR, from the American Heart Association, featuring comedian / physician Dr. Ken Jeong:




Behind the scenes video:




Thursday, August 18, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - Hayley Westenra of Celtic Woman sings Scarborough Fair at Slane Castle, Ireland:



Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Beer-tech

Tonight's beer-dispensing technology:

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Planet of the apes

Tonight's guerrilla, er, gorilla marketing campaign, apparently for the Rise of the Planet of the Apes movie:

Monday, August 15, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - Celtic Woman performs Ave Maria:



Sunday, August 14, 2011

Sydney Harbor

Tonight's time-lapse video - the view of Sydney Harbor on New Years Eve 2010:

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Chocolate painting

Tonight's chocolate lover's technology:

Friday, August 12, 2011

A little dusty

Tonight's dust storm video - from Phoenix, AZ, on July 5th, 2011:

The view from the ground - a 6 minute video time lapsed down to 2 minutes:




And an aerial view:

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Pesky birdy

Tonight's fate tempter of a bird:

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Mathieu Bich fools Penn & Teller

Tonight's magic trick:

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Missed it by that much

Tonight's lucky tree rat (aka squirrel). The car is a Lamborghini LP670-4 SV:

Monday, August 8, 2011

Amendment XXVIII - Fixing the Constitution's Fundamental Flaw

The fundamental flaw in our beloved Constitution, it seems to me after much deliberation about our out-of-control federal government, is the lack of an "Or Else" clause for violation of the document's strictures by those in high office, to include all elected officials (in either the Executive or Legislative branches), federal judges, and those bureaucrats in senior positions. What do I mean by an "Or Else" clause? Allow me to explain.

When Congress passes a criminal law, it both defines and describes the proscribed conduct or activity, and sets forth a punishment for violating said proscription. For example, when Congress passes a law making, say, bank robbery a crime, it defines what constitutes bank robbery, and specifies the penalty or punishment for those who commit the crime of bank robbery, say, ten years in prison. The law against bank robbery has an "Or Else" clause; don't commit bank robbery, or else you'll go to prison for ten years (I'm over-simplifying for present purposes, as the sentencing process under federal law is more complex that this). The "Or Else" is what serves as both a deterrent to those thinking about robbing a bank, and as a punishment for those who do.

Unfortunately, our Constitution does not have a meaningful "Or Else" clause for violation of its terms by those who, freely and voluntarily, take a solemn oath to uphold and obey its dictates. In practical terms, the most a wayward, lying, dishonest, scum-sucking (forgive the obvious redundancies) politician has to fear for violating his or her oath of office is failing to get reelected. While impeachment remains a theoretical possibility, in practice the likelihood of a politician getting impeached is probably about the same as getting hit by lightning while having sex with one of his interns. Or telling the truth. Possible, but highly unlikely.

To close this unfortunate "loophole" in our governing document, I propose the following amendment to our Constitution:

*** Start of Amendment Text ***

Amendment XXVIII:

Section 1. Any elected or appointed Congressman (whether Senator or Representative), federal judge, or employee or federal official in the Senior Service of the Federal Government, or the President or Vice-President, who knowingly or intentionally violates the express terms of this Constitution, as amended, shall, upon conviction, and notwithstanding any other provision of this Constitution, be sentenced to death, by a method as determined in Section 6 of this article. The Presidential Pardon Power under Art. II, Section 2 of this Constitution shall not apply to anyone convicted under this Section, and no one convicted under this Section 1 shall be pardoned or have his or her sentence commuted or otherwise reduced from the prescribed penalty of death.

Section 2. Any elected or appointed Congressman (whether Senator or Representative), federal judge, or employee or federal official in the Senior Service of the Federal Government, or the President or Vice-President, who shall recklessly violate the express terms of this Constitution, as amended, shall, upon conviction, and notwithstanding any other provision of this Constitution, be sentenced to a minimum of twenty years hard labor, without possibility of parole. Anyone convicted under this Section shall be forever barred from serving in any capacity, paid or unpaid, elected or unelected, in any branch of the Federal Government.

Section 3. Any elected or appointed Congressman (whether Senator or Representative), federal judge, or employee or federal official in the Senior Service of the Federal Government, or the President or Vice-President, who shall negligently violate the express terms of this Constitution, as amended, shall, upon conviction, and notwithstanding any other provision of this Constitution, be impeached and removed from office, and shall be ineligible to hold elected federal office for a period of twenty years. Such person shall furthermore by forbidden from serving in any paid, unelected capacity in any branch of the Federal Government for a period of twenty years.

Section 4. Indictments under this article shall issue if said indictments are approved by a majority of state legislatures of the several States. Indictments shall be brought within four years of the later of (a) the alleged violative conduct, or (b) the discovery of same. The crime of Negligent Violation of the Constitution defined in Section 3 of this article shall be considered a lesser included offense of the crime of Reckless Violation of the Constitution defined in Section 2 of this article. The crime of Reckless Violation of the Constitution defined in Section 2 of this article shall be considered a lesser included offense of the crime of Knowing or Intentional Violation of the Constitution defined in Section 1 of this article.

Section 5. Trials under this article shall be presided over by the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, unless the person under trial is the Chief Justice, in which case the trial shall be presided over by a person mutually agreeable to, and appointed by, a majority of the several States. The prosecution team shall be appointed by mutual agreement of a majority of the several States. The jury shall be comprised of persons selected by the several States. Each State shall be entitled to select one juror. A number of jurors equal to a majority of the number of States shall constitute a quorum.

Section 6. A vote to convict shall require the consent of three-quarters of the jurors. Upon conviction of any person under Section 1 of this article the jurors shall determine, in their sole discretion, whether the person convicted shall be executed by hanging, beheading, or firing squad. No person or persons, including the presiding judge or the jurors shall have the power to prescribe any lesser penalty that that provided for in the respective Sections 1, 2, or 3 of this article corresponding to the crime for which the accused was convicted.

Section 7. A person convicted under this article shall have a right of appeal directly to the Supreme Court of the United States, which court shall hear such appeal with all due haste. In no event, however, shall any court change, reduce, eliminate or otherwise modify the penalties provided in Sections 1, 2, or 3 of this article for the crimes defined therein, notwithstanding any other provision of this Constitution or judgement of any court to the contrary. No one convicted under this article shall hold or continue in any official office, whether elected or appointed, nor collect any salary or compensation related to such office, during the pendency of his or her appeal.

*** End of Amendment Text ***

I believe such an Amendment will serve as a meaningful deterrent to the FedGov criminal class in Washington, DC. We the People, via our state legislatures, will undoubtedly need to employ the article as soon as it is ratified, in order to demonstrate to them that we mean business -- pour l'encouragement de les autres, as Voltaire might say.

The terms used in Sections 1 through 3 -- intentionally, knowingly, recklessly, negligently -- are terms well known to the criminal law, and thus a whole body of jurisprudence exists in which to interpret these terms in the context of this amendment. And these terms are also well known to Congress, which constantly passes criminal laws that apply to us, the People, and the Executive, which enforces them against us, and the Judiciary, which adjudicates them. So is it not fitting that criminal laws should apply to those who are among the worst offenders and despoilers of human liberty and human dignity? Note that the penalties apply only to those at the top of the FedGov food chain -- the President, Vice-President, senators, representatives, federal judges (including Supreme Court justices), cabinet members and senior bureaucrats such as heads of agencies, etc. -- since these are the ones who generally can cause the greatest evil by their disobedience to the rule of law and the will of the People, as expressed in the Constitution. We should be able to deal with lesser malfeasors using existing laws, once we have brought the greater malfeasors into line and obedience to the Constitution's mandates.

Naturally, the proposed amendment sensibly takes the indictment power away from the FedGov, because they're the ones we're trying to make obey the Constitution, and criminals tend not to self-indict. The amendment places the power to indict in the hands of the People via their state legislatures. Indeed, States may select whatever process they wish to decide on indictments -- some may choose binding state referendums, for example, while other states may choose non-binding referendums or simply allow their legislatures to directly decide. Same with the selection of jurors.

I think I've covered the essential elements of an "Or Else" Amendment, but there may exist other noteworthy considerations. So, what do you think? Read the proposed amendment, mull it over, suggest improvements. Granted, the likelihood of something like this passing in the current CONgress is virtually nil, since criminals rarely vote to punish themselves. But, who knows, at some point, after the country has fallen apart, this might become viable as the country emerges from the ashes (figurative or literal) of the social and economic collapse we face, and We the People seek a more perfect union than currently exists.

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Sunday, August 7, 2011

Neither rain, nor snow, nor ...

... a couple of feet of water are going to stop the bus from its appointed rounds:

Saturday, August 6, 2011

The United Kingdom, Great Britain, and England explained

Tonight's anglophile geography and geo-politics lesson:



By the way, I believe the author missed Trinidad and Tobago as a former colony, and now independent nation of the British Commonwealth.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - some Gregorian chant from the monks at the Cistercian Abbey Stift Heiligenkreuz in the Vienna Woods:

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Coffee, anyone?

Tonight's caffeine info:

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Fish eyes

Tonight's yuppie guppy tech:

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

How's my driving?

Tonight's fast driver - former Formula 1 driver Riccardo Patrese takes his wife around the Jerez racetrack in a Honda Civic Type-R:

Monday, August 1, 2011

How it works, Quartz Watch edition

Tonight's horologic technology explanation:

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Splashed

Tonight's slo-mo paint splash on a model:

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Hard Drive

Tonight's look inside technology explanation - the computer hard drive:

Friday, July 29, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - a video DJ mashup of Nelly's Country Grammer and Lynyrd Skynyrd's Sweet Home Alabama:



Thursday, July 28, 2011

Not so funny car

Tonight's funny car mishap - when your car can go from zero to 200 mph in under 8 seconds, this is probably not what you want to have happen:

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Dancing bikes

Tonight's unusual motorcycle crash, from a race at Magny-Cours:

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

A short history of Che

Today's history lesson:

Monday, July 25, 2011

Why Paddy's not at work

Tonight's Irish sick note:

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Picture not in focus? No worries

Tonight's photo innovation:



Here's a promo video from the company:

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Airbus future 2050

Tonight's aviation future, as envisioned by Airbus:

Friday, July 22, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - Gregorian performs Metallica's Nothing Else Matters:




Thursday, July 21, 2011

Optical illusion

Tonight's optical illusion:

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

It's magic

Tonight's magic trick:

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Tom Hanks, voiceover artist

Tonight's movie star interview - Tom Hanks talks on the Graham Norton Show on doing voiceover work:

Monday, July 18, 2011

Baby for dinner?

Tonight's lioness video, from the Cheyenne Mountain zoo:

Sunday, July 17, 2011

What an astronaut sees

Tonight's earth-from-space video (try watching full screen):

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Greenland weather

Tonight's time-lapse video, from the Greenland Ice Project:

Friday, July 15, 2011

The Domino Effect

Tonight's domino effect:

Thursday, July 14, 2011

The Photoshop effect

Tonight's photo-editing videos:





Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Am I pregnant?

Tonight's blonde commercial:

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

The Facebook society

Tonight's Facebook parody:

Monday, July 11, 2011

Arena makeover

Tonight's time-lapse sports arena makeover - workers change the floor and seating layout of Arco Arena from an ice rink to a basketball court for the Sacramento Kings. Elapsed time 15 hours, compressed to a three and a half minute video:

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Waking up at the dentist

Tonight's general anesthesia recovery video:

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - The Corrs' Dreams:



Friday, July 8, 2011

Self-defense against fruit

Tonight's Monty Python self-defense video:

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Heavy smoker

Tonight's magic trick - Tom Mullica does a card trick, while smoking:

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Dem Phones

Tonight's not-so-vintage song:

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Watch your step

Tonight's street art - an interesting pavement display in Stockholm, Sweden, at Sergels torg, created by Erik Johansson:

Monday, July 4, 2011

Happy Birthday, America

Tonight's Independence Day video - Fireworks display from New York City 2008:

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Am I driving too fast for you?

Tonight's women passengers:

In a Porsche GT3:




Lexus ISF versus BMW M3:

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - Baz Luhrmann's Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen):



Friday, July 1, 2011

The humble light bulb

Tonight's technology explanation - the humble incandescent light bulb:

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Say hi to Debbie

Tonight's dating site video bio:




(By the way, it's a spoof). :)

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Thunderstorms

Tonight's time-lapse video, from the Hector Thunderstorm Project in Northern Australia:

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Fooling Penn & Teller

Tonight's magic trick:

Monday, June 27, 2011

Lip dub

Tonight's musical interlude lib-dub, from Grand Rapids, MI:

From the video's description:
"The Grand Rapids LipDub Video was filmed May 22nd, with 5,000 people, and involved a major shutdown of downtown Grand Rapids, which was filled with marching bands, parades, weddings, motorcades, bridges on fire, and helicopter take offs. It is the largest and longest LipDub video, to date.

This video was created as an official response to the Newsweek article calling Grand Rapids a "dying city." We disagreed strongly, and wanted to create a video that encompasses the passion and energy we all feel is growing exponentially, in this great city. We felt Don McLean's "American Pie," a song about death, was in the end, triumphant and filled to the brim with life and hope." - Rob Bliss, Director & Executive Producer

*Note: The "NEW WORLD RECORD" designation refers to size and scope, not duration. Storyboards and concept art by Greg Oberle. ...

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Will you marry me?

Tonight's marriage proposal:

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - Gimme Shelter, by the Playing for Change project:

Friday, June 24, 2011

Automotive long jump

Tonight's car jump - from the video's description:
The Yellow Driver of Team Hot Wheels breaks the world record for distance jump in a four-wheeled vehicle at the Indianapolis 500 on May 29th 2011. Watch as the Yellow Driver, Tanner Foust, drops 10 stories down 90 feet of orange track and soars 332 feet through the air. ...

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Not your usual garage door

Tonight's garage video:

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Senior mobility

Tonight's custom golf cart video:

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - Gregorian's Angels:



Monday, June 20, 2011

The difference between men and women

Tonight's gender differences video, tennis edition:

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Close call

Tonight's bicyclist close call, from the UK:

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Makeup

Tonight's power of makeup video:

Friday, June 17, 2011

Miniature race

Tonight's not-your-average-RC-toy video - from the 2008 1/10th TV world RC car championship, from Bangkok Thailand. These little cars are fast!

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Racing the otter

Tonight's otter race:

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

The difference between the boss' office and yours

Tonight's clever ad:

It's kind of like Capture the Flag

Tonight's asian twist on capture the flag, except the objective seems to be to tear the flagpole down:

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Sexy girls have it easy

Tonight's, uh, hard-hitting documentary, from the UK:

Monday, June 13, 2011

Lifeguard, Elephant Edition

Tonight's it's-not-exactly-Baywatch video - female elephants rescue a baby elephant from a watering hole in Africa:

Sunday, June 12, 2011

The Domino Domino Effect

Tonight's domino effect - domino shapes made of dominos do what dominoes do:

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Takeoff

Tonight's airport video - time-lapse of planes taking off from Boston's Logan airport - about an hour and 10 minutes of elapsed time, compressed into less than 3 minutes:

Friday, June 10, 2011

Blooper

Tonight's Who Wants to be a Millionaire blooper:

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Teasing the doggie

Tonight's talking doggie video:

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Good catch

Tonight's quick reflexes - Tampa Bay Rays player Evan Longoria makes a quick catch:

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's a capella musical interlude - The Nylons perform The Lion Sleeps Tonight:



Monday, June 6, 2011

How it works, LCD monitor edtion

Tonight's technology explanation:

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - Carrie Underwood sings How Great Thou Art:



Four myths about the Crusades

Today's myth-debunking:
In 2001, former president Bill Clinton delivered a speech at Georgetown University in which he discussed the West’s response to the recent terrorist attacks of September 11. The speech contained a short but significant reference to the crusades. Mr. Clinton observed that “when the Christian soldiers took Jerusalem [in 1099], they . . . proceeded to kill every woman and child who was Muslim on the Temple Mount.” He cited the “contemporaneous descriptions of the event” as describing “soldiers walking on the Temple Mount . . . with blood running up to their knees.” This story, Mr. Clinton said emphatically, was “still being told today in the Middle East and we are still paying for it.”

This view of the crusades is not unusual. It pervades textbooks as well as popular literature. One otherwise generally reliable Western civilization textbook claims that “the Crusades fused three characteristic medieval impulses: piety, pugnacity, and greed. All three were essential.”1 The film Kingdom of Heaven (2005) depicts crusaders as boorish bigots, the best of whom were torn between remorse for their excesses and lust to continue them. Even the historical supplements for role-playing games—drawing on supposedly more reliable sources—contain statements such as “The soldiers of the First Crusade appeared basically without warning, storming into the Holy Land with the avowed—literally—task of slaughtering unbelievers”;2 “The Crusades were an early sort of imperialism”;3 and “Confrontation with Islam gave birth to a period of religious fanaticism that spawned the terrible Inquisition and the religious wars that ravaged Europe during the Elizabethan era.”4 The most famous semipopular historian of the crusades, Sir Steven Runciman, ended his three volumes of magnificent prose with the judgment that the crusades were “nothing more than a long act of intolerance in the name of God, which is the sin against the Holy Ghost.”5

The verdict seems unanimous. From presidential speeches to role-playing games, the crusades are depicted as a deplorably violent episode in which thuggish Westerners trundled off, unprovoked, to murder and pillage peace-loving, sophisticated Muslims, laying down patterns of outrageous oppression that would be repeated throughout subsequent history. In many corners of the Western world today, this view is too commonplace and apparently obvious even to be challenged.

But unanimity is not a guarantee of accuracy. What everyone “knows” about the crusades may not, in fact, be true. From the many popular notions about the crusades, let us pick four and see if they bear close examination. ...
Read the whole thing here.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

What a planker

Tonight's useless news story:

Friday, June 3, 2011

Playing with fire

Tonight's fire and water video:

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Musical interlude

Tonight's musical interlude - Spandau Ballet's True:



Wednesday, June 1, 2011

How it works, Smoke Detector edition

Tonight's technology explanation: